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10/6/2025
They swore the lamp turned itself on at night. 👻💡
Neutron investigated the “haunting” and found an overloaded outlet behind the couch, scorched from years of use. With his trusty flashlight, he replaced the outlet and educated the homeowners on safe extension cord use. No ghosts here - just faulty wiring pretending to be paranormal.
10/13/2025
The lights danced and flickered every midnight… but no one was home. 🕯️⚡
Neutron pulled out his magnifying glass and followed the trail of spooky strobing. Turns out, a loose connection in the breaker box was causing the nightly light show. He tightened things up, preventing a fire hazard. Sometimes, the scariest thing isn’t a ghost - it’s bad wiring..
10/20/2025
The decorations looked spooky - but the wiring was scarier. 🕸️🔌
Neutron spotted extension cords tangled like spider webs across the deck. He swapped them for outdoor-safe power, leaving the webs to the decorations.
10/27/2025
The jack-o’-lanterns glowed… until the circuit blew. 🎃⚡
Too many lights on one outlet had tripped the breaker. Neutron rerouted the load so the pumpkins stayed lit all Halloween night.