6/2/2025
Sometimes, it takes a little detective work to get things level.
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When two well-meaning rabbits decided to mount their brand-new TV themselves, things went downhill fast. After several YouTube tutorials and one very aggressive drill, they ended up with a crooked bracket, a dangling HDMI cable, and a gaping hole in the drywall.
Enter Neutron—calm, collected, and armed with a voltage tester and patch kit.
While one rabbit hyperventilated into a paper bag and the other tried to “hold the wall up,” Neutron quietly got to work, wiring the outlet correctly and sealing the chaos behind a clean faceplate. Another mystery solved, another mess averted.
6/9/2025
Pools are for splashing—not sparking. 💦⚡
Neutron arrived poolside expecting a relaxing case—maybe a tripped GFCI or a rogue pool light. What he found was enough to make his fur stand on end: exposed wiring near the waterline, an outlet without a cover, and a pump system humming like a villain’s lair.
Not on his watch.
With trench coat slightly damp and magnifying glass fogging up, Neutron got to work. He secured the area, tamed the voltage, and restored summer fun without the sparks. Another day, another hazard neutralized. The deep end is safe again.
6/16/2025
Looks like we've got another mystery to shock out. 🕵️♂️⚡🚐
When strange flickers and phantom sparks haunted a quiet neighborhood, Neutron rolled in behind the wheel of the Wiring Machine—our electrifying take on a classic mystery van.
Decked out in bold blues, zaps of orange, and his usual trench coat, Neutron was ready to unmask the culprit: loose connections and a dangerously outdated breaker panel hiding in plain sight. With tools in paw and voltage on his side, he solved the mystery before anyone could say “zoinks!” The ghost? Just bad wiring. The hero? You already know his name.
6/23/2025
Don’t let your friends go spelunking in your drywall. 🕳️🕵️♂️
Our client was stumped. A mystery switch with no clear purpose—and a very determined friend halfway into the wall trying to crack the case. While we admire the DIY spirit (and the loyalty), guessing games and sheetrock surgery aren’t the safest way to solve an electrical enigma.
So we stepped in—with the right tools and a trench-coated voltage detective named Neutron. Using tracers and proper troubleshooting, we tracked the switch to a long-abandoned TV setup in the neighbor’s unit. The real twist? We solved it faster, cleaner, and way cheaper than the $200-an-hour “pro” they called before us.
Skip the drywall spelunking. Call the real detectives.
6/30/2025
Office pranks are all fun and games... until someone fills the panel with Jell-O. 🫠⚡
Neutron arrived expecting a routine office call—maybe a flickering light or tripped breaker. What he found? A crime scene straight out of The Office.
The panel was sealed in gelatinous goo, with a beet-loving assistant manager standing guard and a smirking prankster filming from the sidelines. “It's just Jell-O,” they said. But Neutron knew better. Moisture + electricity = shocking consequences.
With a sigh, a shake of his head, and his trusty toolkit, Neutron restored order. The panel was cleaned, the circuits were checked, and the prank? Marked “do not repeat.”
Because while staplers in Jell-O are funny… electrical panels? Not so much.