5/19/2025
Who you gonna call when your panel is haunted by bad wiring?
⚡🐾 Neutron’s on the scene!
During his early detective days, Neutron was recruited by a now-defunct paranormal task force known as “The Sparkbusters.” While most agents hunted ghosts, Neutron focused on haunted wiring—circuits that sparked for no reason, breaker boxes that flipped themselves, and ceiling fans that spun backwards at 3 a.m.
He doesn’t talk about that case in the attic with the possessed light fixture… but he still carries the special voltage meter they gave him.
5/26/2025
If your wiring is as old as the dinosaurs, it might be time for an upgrade. 🦴⚡
Neutron didn’t expect to find a fossil dig site behind the breaker box… but stranger things have happened. Buried under layers of dust, cobwebs, and time, he uncovered electrical work so ancient it might’ve been installed by velociraptors themselves.
Cloth wiring, rusted panels, and a fuse box that looked like it could hatch—definitely prehistoric. Neutron didn’t flinch. He marked the area “extinct” and rewired it with the precision only a true Voltage Veteran could deliver.