7/7/2025
Even a super guy needs a little help sometimes.🦸‍♂️💡

Neutron got the call late Sunday night: one of his “super friends” was having a bit of a crisis. His glowing Fortress of Solitude crystal light? Out. Completely fried. And with the new movie premiering Thursday, he needed to look his best, can’t have a flickering crystal throwing shadows on your cape.

Turns out Kryptonian tech doesn’t quite follow U.S. residential code.

Neutron carefully examined the fractured crystal, grounded the backup power system, and swapped in a custom low-voltage LED rig, one strong enough to light up the Arctic, but safe enough for a standard 120V panel.

No x-ray vision required. Just good wiring.