Introducing Neutron’s Monday Case Files of Shock & Awe, every Monday and only at Shock Stoppers!
He’s not your average electrician!
By day, Neutron keeps homes safe from faulty wiring, overloaded circuits, and shady surge protectors. But every job tells a story—and some are stranger than others. From haunted attic outlets to backyard fossil finds, Neutron’s seen it all.
Now, for the first time, he’s opening the case files.
One post at a time, you’ll get a peek into the sparks, the chaos, and the calm confidence of Shock Stoppers’ top detective.
Stay tuned. The wire doesn’t lie.
5/19/2025
Who you gonna call when your panel is haunted by bad wiring?
⚡🐾 Neutron’s on the scene!
During his early detective days, Neutron was recruited by a now-defunct paranormal task force known as “The Sparkbusters.” While most agents hunted ghosts, Neutron focused on haunted wiring—circuits that sparked for no reason, breaker boxes that flipped themselves, and ceiling fans that spun backwards at 3 a.m.
He doesn’t talk about that case in the attic with the possessed light fixture… but he still carries the special voltage meter they gave him.
5/26/2025
If your wiring is as old as the dinosaurs, it might be time for an upgrade. 🦴⚡
Neutron didn’t expect to find a fossil dig site behind the breaker box… but stranger things have happened. Buried under layers of dust, cobwebs, and time, he uncovered electrical work so ancient it might’ve been installed by velociraptors themselves.
Cloth wiring, rusted panels, and a fuse box that looked like it could hatch—definitely prehistoric. Neutron didn’t flinch. He marked the area “extinct” and rewired it with the precision only a true Voltage Veteran could deliver.
6/2/2025
Sometimes, it takes a little detective work to get things level.
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When two well-meaning rabbits decided to mount their brand-new TV themselves, things went downhill fast. After several YouTube tutorials and one very aggressive drill, they ended up with a crooked bracket, a dangling HDMI cable, and a gaping hole in the drywall.
Enter Neutron—calm, collected, and armed with a voltage tester and patch kit.
While one rabbit hyperventilated into a paper bag and the other tried to “hold the wall up,” Neutron quietly got to work, wiring the outlet correctly and sealing the chaos behind a clean faceplate. Another mystery solved, another mess averted.
6/9/2025
Pools are for splashing—not sparking. 💦⚡
Neutron arrived poolside expecting a relaxing case—maybe a tripped GFCI or a rogue pool light. What he found was enough to make his fur stand on end: exposed wiring near the waterline, an outlet without a cover, and a pump system humming like a villain’s lair.
Not on his watch.
With trench coat slightly damp and magnifying glass fogging up, Neutron got to work. He secured the area, tamed the voltage, and restored summer fun without the sparks. Another day, another hazard neutralized. The deep end is safe again.
6/16/2025
Looks like we've got another mystery to shock out. 🕵️♂️⚡🚐
When strange flickers and phantom sparks haunted a quiet neighborhood, Neutron rolled in behind the wheel of the Wiring Machine—our electrifying take on a classic mystery van.
Decked out in bold blues, zaps of orange, and his usual trench coat, Neutron was ready to unmask the culprit: loose connections and a dangerously outdated breaker panel hiding in plain sight. With tools in paw and voltage on his side, he solved the mystery before anyone could say “zoinks!” The ghost? Just bad wiring. The hero? You already know his name.
6/23/2025
Don’t let your friends go spelunking in your drywall. 🕳️🕵️♂️
Our client was stumped. A mystery switch with no clear purpose—and a very determined friend halfway into the wall trying to crack the case. While we admire the DIY spirit (and the loyalty), guessing games and sheetrock surgery aren’t the safest way to solve an electrical enigma.
So we stepped in—with the right tools and a trench-coated voltage detective named Neutron. Using tracers and proper troubleshooting, we tracked the switch to a long-abandoned TV setup in the neighbor’s unit. The real twist? We solved it faster, cleaner, and way cheaper than the $200-an-hour “pro” they called before us.
Skip the drywall spelunking. Call the real detectives.
6/30/2025
Office pranks are all fun and games... until someone fills the panel with Jell-O. 🫠⚡
Neutron arrived expecting a routine office call—maybe a flickering light or tripped breaker. What he found? A crime scene straight out of The Office.
The panel was sealed in gelatinous goo, with a beet-loving assistant manager standing guard and a smirking prankster filming from the sidelines. “It's just Jell-O,” they said. But Neutron knew better. Moisture + electricity = shocking consequences.
With a sigh, a shake of his head, and his trusty toolkit, Neutron restored order. The panel was cleaned, the circuits were checked, and the prank? Marked “do not repeat.”
Because while staplers in Jell-O are funny… electrical panels? Not so much.
7/7/2025
Even a super guy needs a little help sometimes.🦸♂️💡
Neutron got the call late Sunday night: one of his “super friends” was having a bit of a crisis. His glowing Fortress of Solitude crystal light? Out. Completely fried. And with the new movie premiering Thursday, he needed to look his best, can’t have a flickering crystal throwing shadows on your cape.
Turns out Kryptonian tech doesn’t quite follow U.S. residential code.
Neutron carefully examined the fractured crystal, grounded the backup power system, and swapped in a custom low-voltage LED rig, one strong enough to light up the Arctic, but safe enough for a standard 120V panel.
No x-ray vision required. Just good wiring.