Introducing Neutron’s Monday Case Files of Shock & Awe, every Monday and only at Shock Stoppers!
He’s not your average electrician!
By day, Neutron keeps homes safe from faulty wiring, overloaded circuits, and shady surge protectors. But every job tells a story—and some are stranger than others. From haunted attic outlets to backyard fossil finds, Neutron’s seen it all.
Now, for the first time, he’s opening the case files.
One post at a time, you’ll get a peek into the sparks, the chaos, and the calm confidence of Shock Stoppers’ top detective.
Stay tuned. The wire doesn’t lie.
Who you gonna call when your panel is haunted by bad wiring?
⚡🐾 Neutron’s on the scene!
During his early detective days, Neutron was recruited by a now-defunct paranormal task force known as “The Sparkbusters.” While most agents hunted ghosts, Neutron focused on haunted wiring—circuits that sparked for no reason, breaker boxes that flipped themselves, and ceiling fans that spun backwards at 3 a.m.
He doesn’t talk about that case in the attic with the possessed light fixture… but he still carries the special voltage meter they gave him.
If your wiring is as old as the dinosaurs, it might be time for an upgrade. 🦴⚡
Neutron didn’t expect to find a fossil dig site behind the breaker box… but stranger things have happened. Buried under layers of dust, cobwebs, and time, he uncovered electrical work so ancient it might’ve been installed by velociraptors themselves.
Cloth wiring, rusted panels, and a fuse box that looked like it could hatch—definitely prehistoric. Neutron didn’t flinch. He marked the area “extinct” and rewired it with the precision only a true Voltage Veteran could deliver.
Sometimes, it takes a little detective work to get things level.
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When two well-meaning rabbits decided to mount their brand-new TV themselves, things went downhill fast. After several YouTube tutorials and one very aggressive drill, they ended up with a crooked bracket, a dangling HDMI cable, and a gaping hole in the drywall.
Enter Neutron—calm, collected, and armed with a voltage tester and patch kit.
While one rabbit hyperventilated into a paper bag and the other tried to “hold the wall up,” Neutron quietly got to work, wiring the outlet correctly and sealing the chaos behind a clean faceplate. Another mystery solved, another mess averted.
Pools are for splashing—not sparking. 💦⚡
Neutron arrived poolside expecting a relaxing case—maybe a tripped GFCI or a rogue pool light. What he found was enough to make his fur stand on end: exposed wiring near the waterline, an outlet without a cover, and a pump system humming like a villain’s lair.
Not on his watch.
With trench coat slightly damp and magnifying glass fogging up, Neutron got to work. He secured the area, tamed the voltage, and restored summer fun without the sparks. Another day, another hazard neutralized. The deep end is safe again.